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1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
(just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "'Just Do It")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
(just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "'Just Do It")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)